Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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