Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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