One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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