Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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