He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think a kid would responsible me up
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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