Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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