Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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