he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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