So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i need some magic done to my vagina
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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