things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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