yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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