Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Four minutes until I can fart!
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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