I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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