I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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