He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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