One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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