try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
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