I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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