so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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