summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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