Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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