Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
dude. I can hear the air.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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