Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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