Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I know her cup size but not her name....
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