It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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