47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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