apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
operation harelip BJ is a go
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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