literally had 100 drinks last night.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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