whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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