You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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