There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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