didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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