She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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