I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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