I think my vagina is haunted
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
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birth control should be required to get into college
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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