We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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