what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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