So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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