dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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