You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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