She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize