Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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