so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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