hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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