There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
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I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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