Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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