i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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