if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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