I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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