Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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